Almost nothing beats a nice maglia rosa, especially in the very limited "Here come the Belgians" edition.
(Pick any old pink jersey whose design You do not like and attach the team logo over it)
Just add any black tubulari, dark chocolade and Penne Regata.
Although You might prefer British understatement:
Maglia Nera! It is the jersey for the connoisseur, the person that enjoys riding - not looking at the clock all the time. The best rider just in a different context.
2009 Team Jersey available from Shutt VR, Continental Competition 25 mm Pink - priceless, choice of colour matched chocolade about 1 GBP.
So far so good, still looking for a bib short?
Something not boring black, something more stylish?
Well, see what Mailand came up with:
A Cippolini design from about 2004