|En route breakfast stop and derailleur in situ.|
I wasn't going to comment on my final Yorkshire Points race of 2013 at Todmoden, due it being a rather dismal damp squib of an affair, what with a ripped off rear derailleur and all! It ripped off at the start of the second lap and my remaining contributions to the race comprised steadily trotting around, stopping and chatting, having breathers and actually watching the race, and eventually crossing the line and declaring myself as DNF.
However, I've just been perusing the final standings and I've realisied what an idiot I've been!
You see, this was only about 10mins before the winners crossed the line! In retrospect I'd have been better actually walking more slowly and doing more chatting... or even popping for a coffee and a slab of heavily alcohol laced Jo Allen Tod Brownie (YUM!) before re joining the course and crossing the line as an actual finisher.
|Sans derailleur! Tanks Jo Allen for the Photo|
This would amassed me ~50 points (rather than 0) - yes 50!
And would have catapulted me in the final standings from 143rd looser boy/also ran to a top 100 higher roller/mixing it with the big boys finisher of the highest calibre. The kind of elevated socially acceptable position where I am no longer mocked, no longer pointed at and laugh at, but, instead, people nudge and whisper amongst themselves "hey, there's that John from HCtB... best watch him... he knows what he's doing when he gets his leg over a CX bike... he finished in the top 100 last year!" That kind of thing!
So the you can go slow and gain lessons was learnt.
|Gratuitous and unnecessary photo of a Sweet Centre Chickpea Curry|
Breakfast - the breakfast of champions!
Other useful lessons from the day were: It is possible to eat a Chickpea Curry Breakfast en route to Tod and not feel wretched for the entire race, and it's best to give it 20mins before driving after eating one of Jo Allen's Tod Brownies!
So not all was lost and remember... Every day is a school day!